TableCadence keeps every massage client on a rebooking cadence · Updated September 8, 2026
Scheduling, SOAP notes and drift alerts for US massage practices, so the regulars who quietly stopped coming at least get noticed.
On Tuesday, September 8, 2026, TableCadence sits at #83 of 204 (page 1) on premierdelaclasse.lol with $2 pledged, $1 behind StrandRestore.
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The daily board resets every night at midnight (Paris).TableCadence is scheduling and record keeping software for massage therapists, organized around one number per client: how long they usually leave between sessions. It imports visit history from an existing booking tool or a spreadsheet, proposes an interval for each person, and then watches for the ones sliding past it. The pitch is unglamorous and specific: book the next session while the client is still in the room, and notice the regulars who stopped showing up without ever saying why.
On premierdelaclasse.lol, the satirical US leaderboard where rank is bought rather than earned, TableCadence holds the spot its bid pays for and nothing else. There is no jury, no scoring rubric and no clever algorithm weighing the merit of anyone's software: a listing sits where its payment places it, and that placement changes the moment somebody else pays. This page describes the product the way the product describes itself, which is a different job from handing out a prize.
The cadence, and the drift board
Every client carries an interval of their own, set from actual visit history and editable in a single field. That is the whole premise: the client who comes in constantly and the client who turns up once in a blue moon are not overdue at the same moment, so the software refuses to treat them as if they were.
The drift board is where that shows up. It sorts clients by how far past their usual gap they have gone, from barely late to probably gone, and attaches the notes from their last session so nobody is clicking around trying to remember who this person is. Nothing fires off on its own from that board. It is a list of names and numbers, which is the least dramatic and most useful thing it could have been.
SOAP notes and intake, without pretending to be clinical
Notes are written in the room, in structured subjective, objective, assessment and plan fields, with quick tags for pressure, focus area and homecare, plus dictation for when typing at the table is awkward. Intake runs on the same logic: a health history and consent link goes out when the booking is made, and the answers land on the client card before the client walks in. Contraindications and medication changes the client reports are surfaced ahead of the rest of the chart, instead of sitting at the bottom of it.
Worth being blunt about what that is and is not. TableCadence is administrative software. It stores what the therapist and the client type, shows it back in a readable order, and reminds people about appointments. It does not assess, diagnose, treat or advise, and the site makes no clinical claim for it. Judgment about anyone's care stays with the licensed therapist, which is where it already lived.
The return message, for people who hate nagging
When a client passes their gap, TableCadence produces one plain text note, written once in the therapist's own words, then sent by hand or on approval. One note, per lapsed client, in a voice the client will recognize. No drip sequence, no campaign builder, no multi step nurture funnel with a countdown timer in it. The site treats that restraint as a feature rather than a gap in the roadmap.
The retention view keeps the same tone: rebook rate at the table, average gap by client, and revenue held by returning regulars. The site does publish median results for practices using it, and this page does not repeat them, for the boring reason that a median taken from other people's appointment books is not a forecast of yours. The numbers that matter in the retention view are the practice's own, which is the only reason to look at them.
Price, plumbing and what happens if you leave
Pricing is published and flat. Solo Table is $25 a month for a single therapist, Two Rooms is $55 a month for a small team with shared charts, and Studio is $115 a month with front desk access and API access. Billing is month to month, with no setup fee, no annual contract and no per client charge, and the site says you can cancel from account settings. There is no free trial dangling a countdown at you; the site offers a demo instead.
It is built to sit beside the booking page a practice already uses rather than replace it: two way Google Calendar sync, iCal feeds from most booking tools, Zapier, a documented REST API, CSV import and export, and access from a phone or tablet. Card payments stay with whatever processor is already in place. On the way out, the site states that data remains exportable for thirty days after the final bill, then is removed from live systems and purged from backups within another thirty days, with full exports in PDF and CSV available at any time. Hosting is in the US, encrypted in transit and at rest, with role based access per therapist.
Frequently asked questions
What is TableCadence's rank today?
As of September 8, 2026, TableCadence sits at #83 (78 of 188 in SaaS) on premierdelaclasse.lol, with $2 pledged. The rank is live and moves with every payment.
How much to overtake StrandRestore today?
As of September 8, 2026, about $1 on top of TableCadence's current total takes it past StrandRestore and up to #82. The board updates live with every payment.
What does TableCadence do?
It tracks how often each massage client normally rebooks, flags the ones who have drifted past that interval, stores SOAP notes and intake answers, and helps the therapist send a single return message to a client who has lapsed.
How much does TableCadence cost?
The site publishes three plans: Solo Table at $25 a month for one therapist, Two Rooms at $55 a month for a small team with shared charts, and Studio at $115 a month with front desk and API access. Billing is month to month, with no setup fee and no annual contract.
Does TableCadence give medical advice?
No. It is administrative software for scheduling, notes and reminders. It records what the therapist and the client enter, and surfaces reported contraindications and medication changes on the client card, but it does not assess, diagnose or treat, and it is no substitute for a licensed professional's judgment.
Why is TableCadence listed on premierdelaclasse.lol?
Because it paid to be there. The leaderboard is satirical and rank is bought, so TableCadence holds the spot its bid pays for, and that spot moves as soon as somebody else pays. The live placement is on the leaderboard itself, not in this text.
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